Interviewer: Better kisser: Kristen Stewart or Emma Stone?
Jesse Eisenberg: If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me this, I would have ten cents because I did an interview in Scotland where I was asked the same question. I have thought about this a lot and have created a Venn diagram detailing where the two young women overlap. It's a complicated chart that is available on my website, JesseEisenbergGotToFakeKissFamousWomen.org.
this game is consuming my body oh m,y god
(hey psst it’s transparent„ drag it around ???¿)
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last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did
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In 4th grade I pointed out two mistakes my teacher made on a worksheet and she looked me dead in the eye and said, “You’re not perfect either, Andrew” and I’m still not over that.